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Arnie
Arnie’s owner is Debbie.
Not surprisingly she doesn’t always share his view of the world!
He’s a rescue dog you see. She got him when he was 11months old and
he’s 11 now, and thinks he owns the place. She is still after all
these years struggling with that old question ‘where does that big
dog sleep?’ and the dog’s answer, which is ‘anywhere I b****y well
like!’ Yes, he does have some issues….well, to be honest, quite a
lot of them. For one thing he barks for attention…and try as she
might, she cant quite cure him of that, but she hasn’t given up
yet. And what really irritates her is that he barks when the phone
rings, every time, and wont give up! Clearly thinks he’s a hearing
dog for the deaf but she ain’t deaf and he’s not destined to make
his next birthday if he doesnt wise up and stop! Seems just as she
solves one issue another one pops up…..just like living with a
cantankerous old man…but at least the dog doesn’t snore (not yet,
anyway…)
‘Dog Day Afternoon’
It’s been a truly strenuous
day…I really don’t know how I keep up the pace, and I am sure that
my mistress really doesn’t appreciate all my efforts. That squirrel
that entered my yard was just asking for it…it was my duty to bark
and chase him off, so I just can’t understand why she gets so
stressed ….you just wouldn’t believe the things she shouts at me
when I am just doing my job…what does she expect? Those squirrels
are a serious threat to my napping time….I am after all, getting on
a bit…11 ½ now, but hey, still gorgeous ain’t I !! Bit of grey in
the old coat but still glossy and soft – there’s life in this old
Boy yet, and if that cat doesnt get out of my dream I may have to
prove it……wonder when chow time is….
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‘Hey, this is my place – not bad huh?’
I lay on this cream carpet
because it shows me off really well doesn’t it? Great profile don’t
you think? Yeah, that’s me. I look so great on here that must be
why she laid cream carpet – only thing I can’t work out is why she
does that funny little war dance every time I come in here with
muddy paws? Beats me every time – if any of you out there got any
ideas why she gets so moody perhaps you’d let me know, I know she
has some issues but she really does go for it at times, you wouldn’t
believe what she called me last week after all that rain.
Questioning my parentage, like that! Doesn’t she know she rescued a
pure bred Briard? Doesn’t she know just how lucky she is? Some
people just don’t appreciate what they have…now where did I leave
that bone? May as well have a little chew on that whilst I’ve got
some time to kill….. |
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